Not Your Mother’s Romance Novel

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Written by Rachel P.

Ladies and Gentleman,

May I present to you: the Fifty Shades Trilogy. Many of you may have already seen or heard of Mrs. E L James and her S&M erotica novels (if not, check out these links: Today Show or E L James) but I’m here to give you a local opinion. After reading this review and maybe doing a bit of research, curl up in your favorite chair with your cozy blanket, a nice glass of red and some dark chocolate. My suggestion: Almond and Sea Salt Dark Chocolate from Chocolove

Fifty Shades of Grey features virginal Anastasia encountering sexy, distant and potentially dangerous billionaire Christian Grey. As the book progresses, we witness a fierce, heart-pounding romance between the two in addition to some spine tingling boudoir sessions. The plot is simple and to-the-point but I promise this is anything but a simple and to the point trilogy.

My most honest opinion is this: E L James wrote books about fantasies and I truly believe that as an audience, she wants us to enjoy these fantasies and explore our own. This book can tantalize men, women, book clubs, married folks or your HOA. Some people have argued this book as anti-feminist, guilty of promoting violence towards women or containing a weak story line. I challenge all three of these accusations, mostly on the grounds that nothing promotes feminism more than challenging the societal norm and giving people the power to think for themselves. Additionally, S&M is not about violence but the act of control. I would recommend the Wikipedia article regarding S&M if you are interested in learning more or understanding the context of the novel. Throughout all three books, Mrs. James creates great characters that I think we can all connect with in one way or another. Don’t look at me like that… unless you were one of the lucky ones who met your soul mate at 15, you have probably once questioned yourself, your partner or a budding romance.

Overall I encourage you to enjoy the books, dialogue and potential from E L James’ Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. Come by the bookstore if you are interested in a friendly chat or picking up the books.

WARNING: These novels are erotica. There is plenty of sex and explicit language. If it were a movie, I would give it an R-rating so don’t say you weren’t warned.

Scifi book club recap: Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde

First, an announcement: for June only, the Scifi book club meeting will be at 6pm on the SECOND Tuesday, June 14, instead of the normal first Tuesday. We will be reading The Mysteries of Udolpho, which is the book that Jane Austen parodied in Northanger Abbey, and was also one of Edgar Allen Poe’s major inspirations.

So, Shades of Grey. This was our favorite book so far, with an average score over 8.5/10. Unfortunately, this was also our only book so far that no one finished by the meeting - one person got within 30 pages and just didn’t quite squeak by the deadline. Despite that, we were all pleased with the intricacy of Fforde’s world and the humor woven into the story. I finished it on Wednesday, and the plot really picks up in the second half of the book. Eddie starts seriously investigating the weird happenings in the village, and, by extension, the mysteries underlying his world.

In the far future of Shades of Grey, hundreds of years after the Something That Happened, society is rigidly segregated based on acuteness of color perception. Order is rigorously maintained by adhering to the Rules of Munsell, an extraordinarily thorough collection of edicts governing almost every aspect of life. For example, the Rules specifying which articles may be manufactured left spoons off the list, so spoons are valued heirlooms, passed down through generations and jealously hoarded. Loopholery is a respected art and the only method of getting anything done. Also, most damagingly, there are periodic Leapbacks and DeFactings, reducing the level of technology and the amount of knowledge available each time. The most recent Leapback removed mechanical tractors, zippers, and yoyos, among other things, leaving people dependent on trains and Model Ts for transportation. It is, in many ways, a dismal place to live.

Although the book is indeed very funny - I even literally laughed out loud a few times - the best part is that almost none of it is funny to the characters. Fforde walks a delicate balance of pathos and lightheartedness. The situation of the characters and the world itself is deeply sad, but due to the fact that they are inside the world, the characters have no perspective to compare the world to anything else. Except one: the female protagonist, Jane.

Jane’s setup reminded me very much of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. She busts into the normal, boring world of our loser protagonist, Eddie Russett, and, by being surly and uninterested in him, causes him to fall in love with her (and her extremely retroussé nose.) In a novel all about the metaphor of vision, she is the one person with perspective. It makes her violently angry, all the time, often in situations where it would benefit her to just keep her head down. As her character develops, her anger and lack of self-control reminded us of the protagonist from The Darkship Thieves, which we read earlier in the year. Jane ends up more interesting and sympathetic than either Ramona of Scott Pilgrim or the protagonist of The Darkship Thieves, because “a quirky working-class girl fighting the Establishment” is much more fun than either “a quirky emo girl whining about her life” or “a rich heiress fighting the establishment”.

If you’ve read any of my reviews before, you’ve likely noticed that I’m always keeping a running tab in my head of the Bechdel test - 1) are there two named female characters, 2) who talk to each other, 3) about something other than a guy? This book has lots of female characters, and a pleasing number of them are in positions of authority. It meets the conversational criteria in a couple of places - but every female character is a total bitch. There are Society matrons scheming for arranged marriages and committee politics, female cops with no compassion or concept of bending the rules, young women using sex as leverage and double-crossing their lovers at every turn. Granted, most of the guys are jerks, too.

The only exceptions to the “every major character is a jerk” trope are Eddie and his dad, the Librarians, and the Apocryphal Man, who is (or was) a historian. A few technicians also seem pretty okay - maintenance workers and so on. The symbolic representatives of knowledge are sympathetic characters, many working underground to share their knowledge, whether it’s Morse code bedtime stories or questions answered in exchange for Loganberry Jam. Except for Jane, who is the omega bitch, and the ambiguously moral but always polite Color Man.

Shades of Grey touches on such a wide range of subjects that we found ourselves circling back to it naturally no matter how far off-topic we wandered. For example, there is a throwaway joke about retail sales - “buy one get one free” vs. “half off”. What would you rather have, something for half price or something for free? One character, Tommo, speculates that there used to be a whole science of selling, which they, of course, have lost. Eddie’s hobby is advanced queuing systems; in this world, “take a number” counts as a radical new idea. But when they discuss their ideas, each greets the other’s with disinterest and/or skepticism.

There were many parallels with Lois Lowry’s The Giver. A society removes color perception from the general population as part of a system to suppress individuality and conflict. Those with color perception are singled out for special privileges but also isolated from the rest of the community. Planned life stages result in strictly controlled birth rates and euthanasia in old age. There were even specific moments of congruence, such as the protagonists both seeing red hair on their girlfriends. It’s like Fforde read The Giver and decided it would be a much better book if it were funny. (He may be right.)

One caveat - on literally the last page of the book, Eddie is forced to make an ambiguous moral choice. While I don’t object to the principle, it’s a seriously contrived, last-minute, deus ex machina sort of problem manufactured to lend a sense of urgency to the forthcoming sequels. Personally, I have decided the incident simply didn’t happen, and the book ended two pages earlier.

Shades of Grey comes highly recommended, and we still have a couple of copies in the store at 20% off – grab one while we’ve got them. :)

Night on the Town with Loveland 365

On Friday March 11th for Loveland Night on the Town, we had the pleasure of hosting a promotional event for the Loveland 365 Book Project. The project, which was founded by local businessman John Giroux, is an attempt to showcase all the great people, places, and things that make Loveland America’s Sweetheart City. After years in the making, the project is finally wrapping up and just about ready to print.

We were fortunate enough to have some 50 page example books to display and thumb through while customers decided whether or not to pre-order the book. In addition to the example books, a slide show of photos from the project, all taken by volunteer photographers, were displayed.

We had the wonderful honor of having some special guests in attendance who were featured in the book. Mayor Cecil Gutierrez was happy to chat with everyone and sign prints of his featured page of the book. Award winning poet and Loveland resident Veronica Patterson shared some beautiful poems she has written. Max Moree, the Eagle Scout who refurbished and repaired the non-functioning Namaqua Star was glad to share his story for the “Relighting the Star” project. And Miss Loveland Valentine 2011 Jamie Felton was also more than happy to share how she earned the title and why she loves Loveland so much.

In addition to the special guests, attendees enjoyed beverages and snacks provided by Dancing Pines Distillery, Grimm Brother’s Brewery, and The Pourhouse. This was a very informative and fun evening for all who came to catch a glimpse of this soon-to-be collectible art book. If you weren’t able to make it to the event but still want to order the book, just visit http://www.loveland365.com, but do it soon because it won’t be available for long!

Thanks for reading!

- Matt

Anthology Book Company

A talk with John Giroux of Loveland 365

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John Giroux, founder of Loveland 365

According to John Giroux, the Loveland 365 project began way back in 2008, or even late 2007. In 2008, John took a photo of Lake Loveland every day for 365 days, just as a personal project. When he wrapped that up, he started looking for another year-long project for 2009.

“Actually, my first idea was to meet 365 new people in a year,” he says. “I just went up to people and said, ‘Hi, do you want to be in a book?’” John took their picture, had them sign a waiver, asked them what they were doing and what their hobbies were. But it just didn’t happen; he did 11 people, and decided not to complete the project.

Then in the middle of 2009, he got the idea to do something to celebrate Loveland.

Loveland 365 Logo“It sounds really corny, but I really do love Loveland, you know?’ John says, “My original title was, ‘It’s A Wonderful Life In The City With hArt.’ You know, a pun with ‘heart’ and ‘art’ like they do all the time. But John [Metcalf], my graphic designer, said that was too long, so we changed it to Loveland 365.” He laughs. “And now the subtitle is ‘People, Places, and Things That Make Us America’s Sweetheart City.”

Loveland 365 is an art book celebrating Loveland, CO, featuring photos and stories of the city in 2010. Each page also has a bonus - a small photo of Lake Loveland, one for each day of 2010 (a repeat of John’s 2008 project).

John says he was really the idea man, and a photographer, so he knew he was going to need help. He planned out who he would need to put a book together; designer, writer, marketer, web person, someone in self-publishing. He says he got really lucky with his core team: John Metcalf, the graphic designer; Maryjo Morgan, a writer; Fred Richart of Fred’s Used Websites; Bob McDonnell, writer and blogger; and Becky Asmussen, who has helped a lot of local authors self-publish with IG Print. They were all a huge influence on the project. John makes sure to mention that the Pourhouse, a local bar and restaurant, also contributed a lot of their time and project space.

The net profits from the book, up to $20, will go directly to local charities and non-profits. When you pre-order the book, you choose which non-profit will receive the donation. The net profit may vary, because of course the fewer books are printed, the higher the printing overhead. The goal is 3,500 orders. “Best case scenario,” John says, “we might come out with enough for a pizza party at the end.”

When asked if the book is complete, John says, “It’s getting close. We’re still getting the final selections, putting the final touches on everything.” The final project will contain work from at least ten contributing photographers, plus the writers who filled in the stories to go with the pictures. Everything in the book is local - the photos, the photographers, the articles, and the writers. That was the first and most important principle of the project.

The timeline for production is coming up fast. Pre-orders can be submitted through the Loveland 365 website through April 1, 2011, and at that point the order will be sent to the printer. There won’t be any way to get the book after that; aside from some possible promotional copies for the Community Marketing Commission, the only Loveland 365 books that get printed will be the ones pre-ordered now. The distribution party will be May 6, at the Pourhouse.

At Anthology’s March 11 pre-order event, you will be able to order at the special price of $39.95, a $5 discount. There will be an exclusive Sneak Peek mock-up of 30 or 50 pages available for people to see. Mayor Cecil Gutierrez and Miss Loveland Valentine Jamie Felton will be there, too, offering to autograph your Loveland 365 book when it’s printed.

Next year, John is hoping to put together a book called 365 Sweethearts of Loveland, featuring women who make a difference in the community, with profits going to breast cancer research and support.

New happenings at Anthology

Anthology Book Company is pleased to introduce the new events coordinator, Matt. Those of you who frequent the store will recognize Matt as the knowledgeable, well-read bookseller and trader. To add to his talents, Matt will be replacing me as coordinator of events and media relations. Additionally, Jessica, a long-time bookseller, trader and leader of the SciFi-Fantasy Book club will edit the newsletter, manage the website and support other customer relations duties. If you should have questions in any of these areas, feel free to contact us. Owner Stephanie Stauder, along with manager Teresa and the staff strive to keep Anthology your “inspired” bookstore of choice.

As for me, I am relocating to the great Northwest. An employment opportunity in Portland, OR beckons. I encourage you to continue your patronage of Anthology and recognize the importance of shopping locally. We have a gem of an indie bookstore here. Treasure it.

Thanks to all who crossed my path, both in- store and on-line, during my 18 months at Anthology. Farewell!

Departed Angels

Jessica’s mini-review: We just got a used Departed Angels (Jack Kerouac: The Lost Paintings) yesterday, and it looks pretty cool.

The first half is just a collection of Jack Kerouac’s terrible drawings and paintings. It’s kind of hilarious; the drawings range from awful to passable, but you could never accuse Kerouac of timidity, so despite his lack of skill, some of the paintings could pass as bold experiments in modern art (of the splash-that-paint-all-up-on-there school). Luckily the second half of the book has a lot of really interesting critical commentary on Kerouac’s writing and the organic relationship between doodles and writing in his notebooks.

Definitely recommended for Kerouac fans, and worth a read-through just for the lulz.